On Finding Time to Read

"I wish I had more time to read."

Listen.

If we have time to look at cats for hours every day

Time to get a Ph.D in celebrity divorces

Time to frame the perfect gym selfie

Time to gossip in office canteens for hours on end

Time to know every inane detail about some TV starlet's dating history

Time to follow reality shows that are increasingly out of touch with reality

Time to argue with strangers on the internet about which superhero is more superheroic than the other superheroes

Time to debate the minutiae of fictional comic book universes

Time to play armchair activist on Twitter (Unpopularly known as X)

Time to dive into Wikipedia rabbit holes about serial killers

Time to A/B test our Hinge profile photos

Time to obsess over our Wordle streaks

Time to plan our fantasy teams on Dream11

Time to fine-tune our personal brand on LinkedIn

Time to plan our 5th trip to Goa (this year)

Time to be a slave to dopamine hits and digital distractions

We have more than enough time to read.